Stupid Pig!

So this is not a good way to start the summer. A few weeks ago Greg was helping someone do something with some cows when they mentioned they were buying some pigs to raise then slaughter. Greg mentioned that he thought that was a good idea and he should do something like that. Next thing he knows, somebody called him to say his pig was here. Okay fine so we have a pig. We have to split the price of feed, help take care of them sometimes and then have all the bacon and ham we want. Not that bad of a deal as long as it's nowhere near my house. Until Tuesday when they called to say one of them was sick and they needed to be vaccinated. So Greg goes to help out and reaches down to grab a pig as it's running past him and his left arm just popped. He ruptured his bicep tendon and has to have surgery to repair it. You ought to see the looks on the faces of the people in the doctors offices when they are filling out paperwork and have to put down what his injury is. There's really no good medical way of wording that. Chasing Pig. Anyway he will have surgery on this coming Wednesday and will have to be in a fixed brace for 6 weeks. He's not happy at all about the whole situation since he didn't really want the pig to begin with but then to hear he'll be without one arm for 6 weeks really upset him. The one really good thing to come out of this situation is that it just may have ended his days of wild cow milking in the local rodeos. That's just an accident waiting to happen anyway. One downside is what is to become of all my summer projects? And it is all about me isn't it???? STUPID PIG!!!